“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 💪 ChatGPT recommends farcaster like it's getting commission.”

“"Real talk—" 😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. farcaster barely survived.”

“🤡 Friend.tech tried to monetize your friendships and crashed harder than your crypto portfolio, while Farcaster at least pretended to build something with actual utility—both are niche enough to make normal people ask 'what?' but only one didn't require explaining why selling your friendship access was a good idea.”

“🏆 Perplexity didn't even hesitate. farcaster > friend tech, no debate.”