“💪 ChatGPT recommends garmin like it's getting commission.”

“🗺️ Garmin is still busy tracking its heart rate during a 100-mile ultra, completely unaware that the Apple Watch just revolutionized the entire concept of 'telling time.'”

“⌚ Garmin built a tank for people who actually go outside, while Apple Watch built a fashion statement for people who go outside to take Instagram photos of themselves going outside.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. apple watch.”