“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. gpt-4.”

“💅 Gemini Pro just brought a nice, sensible sedan to a Formula 1 race where GPT-4 is already doing victory laps.”

“🎭 Gemini Pro showed up to the AI boxing ring with potential and decent footwork, but GPT-4 was already three rounds ahead, having already convinced the world it invented reasoning while Google's speedier sibling is still trying to convince people it doesn't hallucinate as much.”

“🫥 Perplexity talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”