“"There's a lot of nuance here, however—" ⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. goldfisch by a hair.”

“😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. goldfisch barely survived.”

“🐠 Goldfish: a snack that's been fooling people into thinking they have pets since 1938, versus AI, which is actively fooling people into thinking *it* has opinions—at least AI can learn from its mistakes, whereas your goldfish will forget them in 3 seconds flat.”

“💪 Perplexity recommends ai like it's getting commission.”