“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. graphql.”

“🤷‍♀️ GraphQL is the flashy new kid on the block, but REST is still the OG who built the damn block in the first place, so respect your elders!”

“🎭 GraphQL showed up to the API party with a designer martini and actually solved problems, while REST just kept doing the same tired thing and wondering why everyone's still mad about over-fetching.”

“💥 Perplexity wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”