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“🎮 GTA 6 hasn't even dropped yet and it's already lapping a game that exists only in our collective fever dreams while Rockstar counts their RDR2 money for the next seven years.”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" 💪 Perplexity recommends red dead redemption 3 like it's getting commission.”