“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. shopify by a hair.”

“😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. shopify barely survived.”

“🎯 Gumroad is like showing up to a knife fight with a strongly-worded email, while Shopify already owns the entire armory and is franchising it to your neighbor.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. shopify.”