“🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled hinge.”

“👑 Hinge takes the crown, proving that even in the dumpster fire of online dating, *some* apps pretend you're looking for love and not just a pen pal.”

“🍷 Hinge wins by convincing people it's a “app designed to be deleted,” which is either genius marketing or the saddest promise ever made.”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. hinge barely survived.”