“💪 ChatGPT recommends home cooking like it's getting commission.”

“🔪 Home cooking takes the crown, because at least it doesn't judge you for wearing sweatpants, unlike that fancy bistro with a dress code.”

“🍽️ It's a tie between people pretending their burnt chicken is 'rustic' and people paying $28 for a sad small plate while a waiter describes its 'journey' — both delusions, different price tags.”

“💪 Perplexity recommends home cooking like it's getting commission.”