“🔥 ChatGPT loves both. This is like choosing a favorite child.”

“🙄 Hotjar is the participation trophy of analytics; Fullstory, at least, actually tries to win.”

“🔍 It's like watching two analytics tools fight over who gets to spy on your users more elegantly—FullStory barely edges out Hotjar because apparently we've collectively decided that session replay is the surveillance feature we actually *want*.”

“💪 Perplexity recommends hotjar like it's getting commission.”