“🔥 ChatGPT loves both. This is like choosing a favorite child.”

“💪 Gemini recommends hotjar like it's getting commission.”

“🔍 Two digital voyeurs fighting over who gets to spy on your users better—FullStory edges out Hotjar because apparently watching *exactly* what everyone clicked is marginally more useful than knowing *roughly* where they hovered like a confused ghost.”

“🏆 Perplexity didn't even hesitate. fullstory > hotjar, no debate.”