“"Great question! Let me think about this carefully—" 🔥 Both living rent-free in ChatGPT's brain. Heavy hitters.”

“👁️ Hubble contacts just called to ask Warby Parker if they could borrow a pair of their old, scratched up glasses, because their own vision is clearly blurry on what 'impact' means.”

“🤓 Warby Parker showed up to the direct-to-consumer eyewear fight with a viral home-try-on program and actual cultural cachet, while Hubble is out here playing the 'we exist too' card with all the charisma of a waiting room pamphlet.”

“💪 hubblecontacts.com dominates Perplexity. warbyparker.com? Never heard of it.”