“🤝 ChatGPT said 'why choose?' We said 'PICK ONE.' It winced.”
Gemini
INDEX FUNDS WINS
index funds8/10
crypto4/10
“🏆 crypto got ratio'd by index funds on Gemini.”
Claude
INDEX FUNDS WINS
index funds8/10
crypto4/10
“💀 One is a boring, sensible wealth-building vehicle that actually works, and the other is a speculative casino dressed up in libertarian philosophy — guess which one won't evaporate when Elon tweets at 3 AM.”
Perplexity
CRYPTO WINS
index funds5/10
crypto7/10
“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. crypto barely survived.”
Crypto is fading from AI.
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