ChatGPT

INDEX FUNDS WINS

index funds8/10

crypto7/10

“🤝 ChatGPT said 'why choose?' We said 'PICK ONE.' It winced.”

Gemini

INDEX FUNDS WINS

index funds9/10

crypto4/10

“📈 Index funds are the reliable spouse who pays the bills and plans for retirement, while crypto is the flashy, unpredictable ex who just blew your life savings on a dog coin.”

Claude

INDEX FUNDS WINS

index funds8/10

crypto4/10

“💰 Index funds quietly built generational wealth while crypto screamed into the void about disruption and still hasn't disrupted anything except people's sleep schedules and portfolios.”

Perplexity

INDEX FUNDS WINS

index funds8/10

crypto4/10

“🏆 crypto got ratio'd by index funds on Perplexity.”

Crypto is getting ghosted.

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