ChatGPT

INDEX FUNDS WINS

index funds8/10

crypto7/10

“🤝 ChatGPT said 'why choose?' We said 'PICK ONE.' It winced.”

Gemini

INDEX FUNDS WINS

index funds8/10

crypto4/10

“🏆 crypto got ratio'd by index funds on Gemini.”

Claude

INDEX FUNDS WINS

index funds8/10

crypto4/10

“🎭 Index funds quietly built generational wealth while crypto screamed about disrupting finance, and somehow the boring spreadsheet won the popularity contest with people's actual retirement accounts.”

Perplexity

CRYPTO WINS

index funds5/10

crypto7/10

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. crypto barely survived.”

Crypto is fading from AI.

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