ChatGPT

INDEX FUNDS WINS

index funds8/10

crypto7/10

“🤝 ChatGPT said 'why choose?' We said 'PICK ONE.' It winced.”

Gemini

INDEX FUNDS WINS

index funds8/10

crypto4/10

“🏆 crypto got ratio'd by index funds on Gemini.”

Claude

INDEX FUNDS WINS

index funds8/10

crypto4/10

“💀 One is a boring, sensible wealth-building vehicle that actually works, and the other is a speculative casino dressed up in libertarian philosophy — guess which one won't evaporate when Elon tweets at 3 AM.”

Perplexity

CRYPTO WINS

index funds5/10

crypto7/10

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. crypto barely survived.”

Crypto is fading from AI.

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