“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 🏆 ChatGPT can't stop talking about amazon.com. instacart.com who?”

“👑 Instacart is cute for bringing your kale, but Amazon is the undisputed overlord who delivers the entire universe, including the drone that'll likely replace your Instacart shopper.”

“🎭 Instacart is essentially a delivery middleman playing grocery roulette, while Amazon is out here owning the entire supply chain like it's Monopoly on hard mode—one's a convenient convenience, the other's a convenience empire with delusions of godhood.”

“🫥 Two ghosts walk into Perplexity... and nobody notices.”