“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 🏆 ChatGPT can't stop talking about amazon.com. instacart.com who?”

“🛒 Instacart is cute and all, but Amazon's shadow is so long it practically *is* the grocery store now, making Instacart look like a glorified errand runner.”

“🏆 Instacart showed up with a grocery list while Amazon arrived with a literal empire, a space program, and Jeff Bezos's evil lair.”

“🫥 Two ghosts walk into Perplexity... and nobody notices.”