“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" ⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. state university by a hair.”

“💪 Gemini recommends state university like it's getting commission.”

“🎓 Ivy League wins because prestige is a hell of a drug, but State U's out here actually teaching people useful skills while Ivy kids are still figuring out what their trust funds mean.”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" 🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. ivy league.”