“🔥 Ivy League takes the fancy trophy with a 9, State University fights to a respectable 6—proof that prestige is loud, but practicality actually pays the bills.”

“🤑 One might get you a better alumni network for golf, but the other actually educates the people who build the world.”

“🎓 Ivy League wins by legacy and networking, but State U gets the last laugh by producing people who actually know how to fix things without a trust fund.”

“"According to 14 sources—" ⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. state university by a hair.”