“"OK SO HERE'S THE THING—" 🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. dalai lama.”
Claude
JESUS WINS
jesus9/10
dalai lama8/10
“🙏 Jesus takes it by a nose because apparently getting crucified and coming back makes for better branding than a lifetime of actually living peacefully, but let's be real—the Dalai Lama's publicity team just needs better agents.”
Perplexity
JESUS WINS
jesus7/10
dalai lama4/10
“🏆 dalai lama got ratio'd by jesus on Perplexity.”
Dalai Lama is fading from AI.
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