“"Great question! Let me think about this carefully—" 😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. drake barely survived.”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. drake.”

“🎤 Kanye took the L in life choices but the W in actual artistry, while Drake perfected the art of being everywhere and saying nothing—a streaming algorithm's fever dream.”

“⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. drake by a hair.”