“"There's a lot of nuance here, however—" 🏆 keto diet got ratio'd by mediterranean diet on ChatGPT.”

“"Real talk—" 🏆 Gemini didn't even hesitate. mediterranean diet > keto diet, no debate.”

“🏛️ The keto diet is basically a temporary obsession for people who think butter is a personality trait, while the Mediterranean diet has been quietly winning for literally thousands of years—turns out grandmas from Greece knew more about longevity than your 2019 Instagram influencer.”

“😴 Perplexity had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”