“💪 ChatGPT recommends kindle like it's getting commission.”

“😴 The Kindle knows what it is, while the iPad Mini is still figuring out if it's a big phone or a small tablet.”

“📱 The Kindle proved reading could be boring AND profitable, but the iPad Mini showed up and said 'why settle for one thing when you can do everything mediocrely?'”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" 😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. kindle barely survived.”