“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. orbisk barely survived.”

“⚔️ Gemini agonized over this one. orbisk by a hair.”

“🎭 Congratulations, you've managed to pit two things so obscure that even Google's autocorrect is confused—Kitro wins by virtue of someone, somewhere, probably knowing what it is.”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" 🫥 Perplexity talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”