“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. laravel.”

“💸 Rails walked so Laravel could run... right into the same slightly-outdated patterns, bless their hearts.”

“🎭 Rails entered the chat in 2004 and still wears its convention-over-configuration crown like it invented the internet, while Laravel shows up fashionably late with better hair and Eloquent manners, but can't quite shake the smell of catching up.”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" 🔥 Ask Perplexity to choose and it practically yelled rails.”