“🤝 ChatGPT said 'why choose?' We said 'PICK ONE.' It winced.”

“😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. reddit barely survived.”

“🎸 Lemmy spent decades being an absolute legend on and off stage, while Reddit spent decades convincing itself that anonymity was a feature and not an excuse for humanity's worst impulses.”

“😴 Perplexity had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”