“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. bill gates barely survived.”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. linus torvalds.”

“🐧 Linus wins because he invented something people actually *wanted* to use, while Bill spent decades convincing the world that clippy was a good idea.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. bill gates.”