“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. bill gates barely survived.”

“🐧 Linus built the engine, Bill built the car that sometimes stalled... then built a whole new career fixing *actual* global problems.”

“🧛 Linus gets the edge for actually building something people *wanted* to use freely, while Bill convinced the world to pay for a paperclip that keeps suggesting you restart.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. linus torvalds.”