“🤝 ChatGPT said 'why choose?' We said 'PICK ONE.' It winced.”

“👑 Linus laid the very foundations of the internet's kingdom, while Guido merely made it a much more pleasant place to visit.”

“🐧 Torvalds wins by kernel majority because apparently yelling at people on mailing lists is a more culturally impactful contribution than making programming accessible to the masses, but at least Van Rossum never told the internet to 'f*** off' quite as memorably.”

“"Based on available data—" ⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. guido van rossum by a hair.”