“🤝 ChatGPT said 'why choose?' We said 'PICK ONE.' It winced.”

“🐧 One built the foundational bedrock of the digital age; the other made it easy enough for everyone to build their poorly optimized castles on it.”

“🐧 Linus wins by kernel majority—one created the OS backbone of civilization, the other made it so everyone could code badly with indentation memes.”

“"Based on available data—" ⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. guido van rossum by a hair.”