“"Great question! Let me think about this carefully—" 💪 ChatGPT recommends macbook pro like it's getting commission.”

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“🍎 The MacBook Pro wins because it convinced people that paying $3,000 for a laptop is a personality trait, while the ThinkPad X1 remains the sensible choice nobody at dinner parties wants to hear about.”

“💪 Perplexity recommends thinkpad x1 like it's getting commission.”