“"There's a lot of nuance here, however—" 🏆 mark zuckerberg got ratio'd by jack dorsey on ChatGPT.”

“💰 One might control the metaverse, but the other at least has a beard that suggests he's experienced sunlight, giving him the slight edge in perceived humanity.”

“🤖 Two billionaires who promised to connect humanity ended up mostly just connecting us to our worst impulses—but at least Zuckerberg's metaverse memes have more cultural staying power than Dorsey's cryptocurrency evangelism.”

“"According to 14 sources—" 💪 Perplexity recommends jack dorsey like it's getting commission.”