“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. dc by a hair.”

“"OK SO HERE'S THE THING—" 😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. marvel barely survived.”

“🎬 Marvel's cinematic dominance makes DC look like that friend who showed up to the party with great stories but forgot to actually throw the party.”

“💀 Perplexity's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”