“💥 ChatGPT wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”

“⚔️ Gemini agonized over this one. mastodon by a hair.”

“🎭 Twitter went from the town square to a dumpster fire, so watching Mastodon—a platform nobody uses—outscore it is like watching a participation trophy beat a bankruptcy filing.”

“💪 Perplexity recommends mastodon like it's getting commission.”