“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. self-education.”

“💪 Gemini recommends mba like it's getting commission.”

“🎓 The MBA spent six figures to learn what YouTube taught the self-educated kid for free, but at least the MBA has a fancy piece of paper to cry into when automation replaces them both.”

“🫥 Perplexity talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”