“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. self-education.”

“💪 Gemini recommends mba like it's getting commission.”

“🎓 The MBA spent six figures to learn what YouTube and stubborn determination figured out for free, proving that sometimes the best education comes from refusing to pay Ivy League prices for common sense.”

“🫥 Perplexity talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”