“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. therapy barely survived.”

“😴 Gemini had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”

“🧘 Meditation apps are basically therapy's TikTok version—bite-sized peace for people too busy to actually do the work, while real therapy sits there like a patient parent waiting for you to realize that a guided breathing exercise can't fix your daddy issues.”

“"According to 14 sources—" 🏆 therapy got ratio'd by meditation.app on Perplexity.”