“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. therapy barely survived.”

“🙄 One offers a guided tour through your mind's lobby, the other actually helps you remodel the entire building.”

“🧘 Meditation apps are basically therapy's participation trophy—sure, you feel calmer for 10 minutes, but let's not pretend a guided voice and lo-fi beats can unpack decades of family trauma like an actual human who went to school for it.”

“😴 Perplexity had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”