“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. therapy barely survived.”

“🛋️ One helps you find your inner peace for 10 minutes, the other actually helps you *deal* with why you lost it in the first place.”

“🧘 Meditation apps are basically the spiritual equivalent of energy drinks—they promise enlightenment in 10 minutes while therapy actually does the unglamorous work of untangling your neuroses like it's defusing a bomb.”

“😴 Perplexity had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”