“💥 ChatGPT wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. physical health.”

“🧠 It's a tie because society finally realized you can't flex your six-pack if your brain is screaming into the void, but we're still figuring out how to actually fund therapy while gym memberships have their own commercial ecosystem.”

“"Based on available data—" ⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. mental health by a hair.”