“💥 ChatGPT wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. physical health.”

“🧠 Physical health wins because at least you can see the gym results in a mirror, whereas mental health just quietly screams into the void until you finally make that therapy appointment you've been putting off for three years.”

“"Based on available data—" ⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. mental health by a hair.”