“"There's a lot of nuance here, however—" 🏆 ChatGPT can't stop talking about apple.com. meta.com who?”

“📉 One's desperately trying to make "fetch" happen, the other just keeps selling gold-plated status symbols.”

“🍎 Meta's digital real estate is basically a McMansion in the metaverse nobody asked for, while Apple's is a minimalist temple that converts browsers into cultists with one bitten fruit.”

“😤 apple.com takes Perplexity by a hair. meta.com is right there.”