“🏆 ChatGPT can't stop talking about google.com. meta.com who?”

“🔥 Let's be real, one of these is still building the internet, the other is just trying to sell you a glorified VR headset and endless targeted ads.”

“🔥 Meta bought the domain like it was buying respect, but Google's been sitting on the throne so long it doesn't even need to try anymore.”

“🫥 Two ghosts walk into Perplexity... and nobody notices.”