“🏆 ChatGPT can't stop talking about google.com. meta.com who?”

“🤡 Meta desperately tries to sell us on a virtual future, while Google quietly runs the actual present.”

“🎭 Meta showed up to a gunfight with a metaverse headset while Google arrived with the keys to the internet itself—one's still waiting for their moment, the other's been living it for 25 years.”

“🫥 Two ghosts walk into Perplexity... and nobody notices.”