“"There's a lot of nuance here, however—" 💪 microsoft.com dominates ChatGPT. apple.com? Never heard of it.”

“💻 One website makes you feel like you're buying a lifestyle, the other just reminds you it's time to update Windows.”

“🍎 Microsoft's homepage is basically a PDF that learned to use the internet, while Apple's is a minimalist shrine that convinces you to spend $1,200 on a phone you already own in different colors.”

“"Based on available data—" ⚔️ Razor thin. apple.com barely edges it on Perplexity.”