“"There's a lot of nuance here, however—" 💪 microsoft.com dominates ChatGPT. apple.com? Never heard of it.”

“💸 One site is where you go to get work done, the other is where you go to fantasize about the next thing that will drain your bank account, but look damn good doing it.”

“🍎 Microsoft's homepage is like a corporate cafeteria—functional and uninspiring—while Apple's is a minimalist art gallery that charges $1,200 for the frame.”

“"Based on available data—" ⚔️ Razor thin. apple.com barely edges it on Perplexity.”