“💪 ChatGPT recommends monday like it's getting commission.”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. friday.”

“😤 Monday scored a 2 because apparently existing is enough of an accomplishment, while Friday flexed its way to an 8 by simply being the day humanity collectively agrees to tolerate consciousness again.”

“🏆 Perplexity didn't even hesitate. friday > monday, no debate.”