“🔥 Morning workouts win the hype for discipline and cultural cachet; evening workouts, nice try, you still can't outrun a sunrise.”

“😴Morning workouts are for the deluded few who pretend to enjoy the sunrise more than an extra hour of sleep; evening warriors actually live in the real world.”

“💪 Morning workouts win because they let you feel morally superior to everyone else for the entire day, while evening workouts are just what people do when they finally admit defeat to their own procrastination.”

“⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. morning workout by a hair.”