“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. neobank by a hair.”

“💅 Traditional banks are still mailing statements while neobanks are buying crypto with a flick of the wrist; this isn't even a fair fight, it's a mercy killing.”

“💳 Neobanks are basically banks for people who think waiting in line is a personality flaw, while traditional banks are still charging you $35 to move money like it's 1987.”

“⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. traditional bank by a hair.”