“🫥 Two ghosts walk into ChatGPT... and nobody notices.”

“⚔️ Razor thin. netflix.com barely edges it on Gemini.”

“🎬 Netflix still wears the crown because it actually knows how to keep people subscribed instead of just dangling nostalgia like a carrot on a stick, but Disney Plus is rapidly catching up by throwing its entire vault at the wall and somehow making it stick.”

“🏆 Perplexity can't stop talking about disneyplus.com. netflix.com who?”