“🏆 cinema got ratio'd by netflix on ChatGPT.”

“🍿 Cinema delivers experiences, while Netflix delivers endless scrolling and the crushing realization you've seen everything 'good' already.”

“🎬 Netflix is basically cinema's comfort-seeking sibling who shows up to family dinner in pajamas and somehow still gets all the attention.”

“🫥 Perplexity talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”