“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. london barely survived.”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. new york.”

“🗽 New York wins because it actually invented reinvention, while London just keeps polishing the same crown and pretending it's still the center of the world.”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" ⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. london by a hair.”