“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. london barely survived.”

“🗽 Sorry London, but while you're busy with your polite queues and tea, New York is out here actually *making* culture, not just preserving it.”

“🗽 It's a tie between two cities that won't shut up about being the greatest, which is exactly the kind of narcissistic gridlock you'd expect from the capitals of former and current global superpowers.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. new york.”