“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. newsletter.”

“🙄 Newsletter barely edged out Blog, proving that sometimes, direct unsolicited emails beat out actually having to go *look* for content.”

“📧 The newsletter wins because it learned the blog's lesson: people will actually read something if it shows up in their inbox like an uninvited houseguest, whereas blogs just sit there hoping someone stumbles upon them in 2024.”

“💀 Perplexity's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”