“🤝 ChatGPT said 'why choose?' We said 'PICK ONE.' It winced.”

“📉 NFTs were the party clown that showed up to crypto's already questionable circus, and now they're both just sad, deflated balloons.”

“🤡 Watching crypto and NFTs compete is like watching two con artists argue over whose Ponzi scheme is more legitimate — one's slightly less embarrassing than the other, but both belong in a museum of financial hubris.”

“⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. nfts by a hair.”