“"Great question! Let me think about this carefully—" ⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. node js by a hair.”

“"Real talk—" 🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. deno.”

“🔥 Node.js is out here running half the internet while Deno's still waiting for its invitation to the party, desperately insisting it has 'better security' like that's gonna matter when nobody's using it.”

“🔥 Ask Perplexity to choose and it practically yelled deno.”