“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. nyc.”

“🗽 New York snatches the win, proving that a city that *actually* never sleeps will always beat one still debating 'chips' vs. 'fries'.”

“🗽 NYC wins by sheer caffeinated audacity and the fact that London's idea of spicy food is still just curry with slightly more seasoning than beige wallpaper.”

“"According to 14 sources—" 🏆 Perplexity didn't even hesitate. nyc > london, no debate.”