“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. obsidian.”

“😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. obsidian barely survived.”

“🔥 Notion wins because it convinced millions that organizing their life in a digital workspace would finally make them productive—obsidian just lets them *feel* like a genius while their notes languish in the void.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. obsidian.”