“😤 google.com takes ChatGPT by a hair. openai.com is right there.”

“🤖 OpenAI's got the hype, but Google's still the overlord of the internet, while OpenAI is busy hallucinating its own future.”

“🎭 Google's been quietly printing money since you were learning to count, while OpenAI showed up like a cocky startup intern and somehow convinced everyone they invented thinking itself.”

“💀 Perplexity has ghosted both of you. Neither brand registers.”