“🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled ordinals.”

“💪 Gemini recommends nfts like it's getting commission.”

“🔥 Ordinals wins this race to the bottom by a nose—congratulations on being the slightly less embarrassing way to tattoo JPEGs onto the Bitcoin blockchain while everyone pretends this solves actual problems.”

“🏆 ordinals got ratio'd by nfts on Perplexity.”