“💪 ChatGPT recommends cambridge like it's getting commission.”

“🫥 Gemini talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”

“🎓 Two centuries of bitter rivalry and they're *still* tied—truly the most British way to handle competition, pretending nobody won while both secretly believe they're superior.”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" 🏆 cambridge got ratio'd by oxford on Perplexity.”