“💪 ChatGPT recommends cambridge like it's getting commission.”

“🧐 Cambridge, bless its heart, is almost as good as its older sibling, but 'almost' just isn't quite 'it' when you're gunning for the top.”

“🎓 Two ancient institutions locked in an eternal battle of prestige where both sides are basically arguing over who has the fancier rowing team and more ornate Latin phrases.”

“🫥 Perplexity talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”