“💪 ChatGPT recommends peloton like it's getting commission.”

“😈 Peloton might have its issues, but at least it *exists* in the public consciousness, unlike Mirror, which is just... looking at itself in the corner.”

“🚴 Peloton wins this race of overpriced mirrors that actually move, beating out the stationary mirror that just judges you silently while you pretend to work out.”

“🏆 peloton got ratio'd by mirror on Perplexity.”