“💪 ChatGPT recommends peloton like it's getting commission.”

“🚴‍♀️ Peloton clearly out-pedaled Mirror, which just ended up staring at its own reflection of irrelevance.”

“🚴 Peloton wins this race of overpriced mirrors by actually convincing people they need a $2k stationary bike to feel like they're in a cult—at least it committed to the bit instead of just reflecting your regrets back at you.”

“🏆 peloton got ratio'd by mirror on Perplexity.”