“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. php by a hair.”

“🔥 Ask Gemini to choose and it practically yelled php.”

“🔥 PHP is like that friend who peaked in 2005 and still shows up to parties insisting they're the life of the room, while Python just casually became the chosen language of literally everyone with a brain and a machine learning model.”

“"According to 14 sources—" 🫥 Perplexity talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”