“🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled ninjas.”
Gemini
PIRATES WINS
pirates7/10
ninjas2/10
“🏆 ninjas got ratio'd by pirates on Gemini.”
Claude
NINJAS WINS
pirates7/10
ninjas8/10
“⚔️ Ninjas steal the show by actually showing up on time, while pirates are still arguing about who gets the captain's chair and whether that island was real or just rum-induced hallucination.”
Perplexity
NINJAS WINS
pirates4/10
ninjas5/10
“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. ninjas barely survived.”
Pirates is fading from AI.
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